我在敌营那几年——恶搞陕西卫视《敌营十八年》
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-rule: exactly" align=center><FONT color=#000000><SPAN class=style1style7><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我在敌营那几年——恶搞陕西卫视《敌营十八年》</SPAN></B></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">昨晚上在家陪老太太看陕西卫视的《敌营十八年》，老太太看的津津有味，看的我起了一身的鸡皮疙瘩，忍不住恶搞了一把。哈哈，以下是恶搞内容，看不惯的话自行绕道，喜欢的人也别太崇拜我。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我叫江波。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">很多年前，我是黄埔军校的一名学生，同时我也是一名共产党员，那时的我是众人艳羡的对象。然而，国民党的反革命叛变，让我的人生从此走向了一个未知，从那天开始，我不再是一名未来的将军，我，成了一名卧底。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">卧底的人生总是充满了酸甜苦辣。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆大着肚子，我不能在身边；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">女儿满月，我只能偷偷的望一眼；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">背负着陈世美的骂名，和自己的女同事假装恋爱，掩人耳目；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">被同窗指责背叛，只能忍气吞声；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">之后的人生越来越错乱，老婆近在咫尺，却只能假装兄妹；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">女同事爱上了我，用尽心机保护我，我只能以身相许；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">女对手也不甘示弱，为了得到我耍尽诡计，不弄得我家破人亡，无奈委身誓不罢手；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">革命形式一派危急，我还要不停地动脑子保护来之不易的革命果实；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">叛变，死亡，利诱充斥着我的生活，为了革命，我只能接受女同事牺牲的事实；为了革命，我不得已周旋在几个女人中间；为了革命，我甚至玩起了色诱的游戏，我再次和女特务走到了一起，抛弃了我的老婆我的女儿</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有时候我不禁在心里大骂：玛丽隔壁的小草，老子就是很帅很英俊，老子也很灵很聪明，但经不起这么折腾！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">然而，尽管我在心里每天骂老天</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">100</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">遍啊</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">100</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">遍，但是需要我做的牺牲我却一点也没含糊。没办法，咱就是这么的敬业。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">只是苦了我家那小闺女了，从出生就没过几天好日子，人家的闺女有花戴，我家的闺女四处逃。儿啊</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">爹对不起你啊</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这样的煎熬对于我来说，都不算什么，最痛苦的是这世界上生我的那个人也不理解我，我的族人把我赶出了家门，我很想说，其实，我是共产党。但是我却总说不出口，我知道他们不会相信，而我要继续做我的卧底，做到……红星照遍中国的那天……</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">最后，我还想说一句，即使我这一生中一直生活在来自各方面的质疑和唾骂之中，我仍然无愧于心。在走向风烛残年的时候，我仍能低声的哼出那首歌：那一段被遗忘的时光，</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">慢慢地浮现在我的脑海……</SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这，就是我，一个资深卧底的自白。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">哈哈，写完了，看的过瘾不？</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><SPAN class=style1style7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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