几度秋凉 发表于 2009-9-2 10:02:22

其实宁王早就可以发飙

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt -8.9pt; TEXT-INDENT: 25.6pt; mso-para-margin-left: -.85gd; mso-char-indent-count: 1.83"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">观周星驰主演的《唐伯虎点秋香》，有一节是宁王登门拜访华太师，并且带了文武高手（夺命书生和七省文状元兼参谋将军对穿肠），一心想找华太师的茬，借机发飙打击华太师。第一轮赏《孔雀图》结束后七省文状元对穿肠就要和华太师对对子，对穿肠的上联是：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt -8.9pt; TEXT-INDENT: 25.6pt; mso-para-margin-left: -.85gd; mso-char-indent-count: 1.83"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 微软简魏碑"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">一乡二里共三夫子，不识四书五经六艺，竟敢教七八九子，十分大胆；<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt -8.9pt; TEXT-INDENT: 25.6pt; mso-para-margin-left: -.85gd; mso-char-indent-count: 1.83"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">华太师对不出，唐伯虎（华安）出来解围，对出了下联，并赢得了敌我双方的一致赞赏，唐伯虎的下联是：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt -8.9pt; TEXT-INDENT: 25.6pt; mso-para-margin-left: -.85gd; mso-char-indent-count: 1.83"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 微软简魏碑"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">十室九贫，凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘，尚且三心二意，一等下流。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt -8.9pt; TEXT-INDENT: 25.6pt; mso-para-margin-left: -.85gd; mso-char-indent-count: 1.83"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">对穿肠的上联很妙，巧用一二三四五六七八九十入对，下联则是用十九八七六五四三二一回对，表面上是对上了。但仔细分析，不禁哑然失笑。上联是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">27</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">个字，下联是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">26</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">个字，相差一个字，这是不折不扣的错对。至于下联的内容和上联基本不上对，唯“一等下流”对“十分大胆”还算入对，前面则是完全不上对，所以宁王这个时候就可以发飙的，没必要呕心沥血的准备后面的戏了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt -8.9pt; TEXT-INDENT: 25.6pt; mso-para-margin-left: -.85gd; mso-char-indent-count: 1.83"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">下联可以修改为：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt -8.9pt; TEXT-INDENT: 39.5pt; mso-para-margin-left: -.85gd; mso-char-indent-count: 2.82"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 微软简魏碑"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>十室九贫宿八寒儒，凑得七两六钱五分，也赌四三二点，一等下流。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

禅海一粟 发表于 2009-9-4 13:39:31

你是宁王的参谋就好了
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